Population | 4.379 billion |
Currency | Euro |
Animal | Eagle |
The Principality of Absolute communism340 is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its national health service, enslaved workforce, and avant-garde cinema. The hard-working, humorless, devout population of 4.379 billion Absolute communism340ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 72.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Absolute communism340ian economy, worth 667 trillion Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 152,521 Euros, with the richest citizens earning 6.5 times as much as the poorest.
Funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals, dubiously qualified East Lebatuckese doctors prescribe ice baths as a treatment for pneumonia, hospitals have to sell their computers on vBay in order to afford the ransomware decryption payments, and rural communities are all but disenfranchised as politicians focus all their attention on winning the deciding urban votes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Absolute communism340's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Absolute communism340 is ranked 25,686th in the world and 1,505th in Lazarus for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 6,223.18 on the Gilded Widget Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Absolute communism340 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Developed and Most Patriotic and the Top 10% for Most Inclusive, Most Scientifically Advanced, and Highest Average Incomes.
- : Absolute communism340 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism340, rural communities are all but disenfranchised as politicians focus all their attention on winning the deciding urban votes.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism340, hospitals have to sell their computers on vBay in order to afford the ransomware decryption payments.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism340, dubiously qualified East Lebatuckese doctors prescribe ice baths as a treatment for pneumonia.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism340, funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism340, the fattest folk in Absolute communism340 look to be the happiest ones.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism340, government officials have to mortgage their homes to make ends meet.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism340, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism340, AC-SPAN viewership drops as MPs act their age.